I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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