so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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