dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
