Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
she told me i tasted like america
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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