ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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