I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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