I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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