god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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