went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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