Where did you get a picture of my penis
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
