Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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