How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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