We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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