Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
