i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I would ride that face into the sunset
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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