If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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