Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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