Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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