I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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