What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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