This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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