You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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