SEEEEXXX PLEASE
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
