I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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