yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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