I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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