Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
operation have a gay friend backfired
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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