I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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