I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
