You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i don't like sucking hair
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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