Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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