yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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