just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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