yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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