is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Drake has all the answers
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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