you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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