guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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