I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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