Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
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