For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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