It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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