I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Randomize
