that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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