i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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