i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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