what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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