I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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