I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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