my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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