mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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