I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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